Selfishness Matters

A book by Theo Selles, M.Sc.

Warning: Some readers may find some of the material offensive. The author hopes so.
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Selfishness Matters is a self-help book even a man would read. A long overdue parody of the self-help industry.

Women, are you tired of trying to get your man to read a self-help book?

Men, are you fed up with having to read boring crap that puts you to sleep without even getting sex first?

Your problems are solved! Selfishness Matters is the only book you will ever need to read that will fix your relationship, and get you more and better sex (with someone other than yourself), all without you having to change! Learn how to get what you want from people without having to care. Find out how to win at marriage counseling. Discover the secret of magical thinking and make the universe love you. Maximize the profitability of your offspring through the awesome earning potential of stem cell harvesting. Build your defense mechanisms and learn how to use them to beat other people down.

Theo Selles channels the mysterious “Big Fill” and provides straightforward and easy solutions to life's complex challenges by taking personal responsibility out of your hands and dumping it into the laps of people who haven't read this book.

If you’re going to be selfish, do it right!

The author, Theo Selles

Selfishness Matters is a self help book even a man would read; a well overdue parody of the self-help industry.

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